On the floor,
And in the chair,
and in my coffee cup --
It's there.

I've got a trio
In my care.
That means three times
More hair to share.

To fault the dogs
Would not be fair,
Although it makes
My houseguests stare.

And grooming day?
Neat freaks beware:
That fur goes flying
Everywhere.

The only cure?
To shave them bare
Or coat them head to tail
with Nair ...